but in the last 100 years we lagged behind because we were discriminated against. we knew it all along and now getting the credit -- >> greg: that s that written bay woman? >> kimberly: no. james flynn. hello a man. figure it out. that's it. welcome to "red eye." it is incredible if by incredible you mean absorbent. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, is anthony wiener considering a 2013 run for new york city mayor? some say no, but journalists journalists and comedians say please god let this happen. and our allstar panel will try to figure out why hillary clinton was booed in egypt. and finally what happens when we send bill out on the street to ask people if smoking in movies should mean an r rating.

>> thanks, andy. >> three days, greg. >> until what? >> "the dark knight rises." >> i don't care about that. >> there is a reason. >> what is that. >> you are dead inside. gothom needs a hero. >> whatever, nerd. >> he hasn't given them everything yet. >> go away. >> i will go away, but like the dark knight, i will return. >> we will see about that. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that flame flowers are called laura brown throwers. host of "the look" that airs wednesdays on youtube's hello style channel. and if hilarity was a satellite dish i would mount him on my roof while my neighbors watch. it is joe devito. in new orleans he is considered gumbo. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp that jeopardy watches him every night. john bolton, former u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. and he has good diction, but only writes fiction, good to

see you, pinch. >> according to the latest numbers from the uh bit bureau, daily circulations, the "wall street journal" is in the top spot and usa today coming in second and the paper of record ends up with the bronze. ♪ i know there is nothing to say ♪ ♪ someone has taken my place ♪ ♪ when times go bay bad ♪ when times go rough ♪ won't you lay me down in the tall grass ♪ ♪ and let me do my stuff jamie go to -- >> me go to human resources. >> that wasn't directed at you. it was directed to the lady's home journal. >> i actually feel shame when i am sitting here listening to this. i feel shame. >> you should feel informed. it is a paper of record. all the news that's fit to print. isn't that right, intern porch? >> me have to go bathroom.

>> all right. oh, ambassador. did you ever think you would go from the white house sitting next to two paper puppets ? >> it is fantastic. >> he actually means that. could wiener rise again? a new york post owned by our parent company reports that disgraced former congressman anthony wiener is considering running for mayor of new york city. you may remember him from the 743 stories we did on him last year. he was forced to resign after sending picture of his genitles and then lied about being hacked. some pundits don't think much of the idea of him returning. >> i keep my shorts on unless they start to itch. >> ew. >> pretty informative there. none other than donald trump agrees this is a good idea tweeting, new york post says wiener trying to make come back. he is a sexual pervert, and it

can never be healed. huma should drop him before it happens again. certain there is nothing behind that at all. i may have been wrong thinking it is a great idea. let's go to our great ideas correspondent, slippery carl. >> she so amused standing there. >> it is great to have a friend laughing as you lose your reproductive powers and perhaps a leg. him running for mayor is this a cockamimi scheme or what? >> it is unfair he runs for mayor of new york. he should run for mayor of washington. he would fit in more and have a better chance of success. >> he could run because they re-elected what's his face? >> barry. >> barry after being arrested

for everything. >> the current mayor is about to go to jail too. there will be a vacancy. he should be rejected in new york and come to washington. >> i think that may be the solution. laura, could he pull this off? are people's memories that short? are we that forgiving? >> i love america. however, i think when clinton did it when spitzer did it there was not twitter. these visuals these vish yous we can refer to every day. he will have a hard time shrinking back from that. >> however, his wife huma, if she sen couraging him to do it he should do it and he should listen to his wife in the first place. >> she likes the power, right? >> huma, it sounds like a bad george lucas character. that's an odd name. >> or an over lord. >> or maybe from another culture, bill. could that be the answer? gee whiz. >> is that like another galaxy

possibly far, far away? >> you two get a room for gosh sakes. >> seriously? i mean like what, 15 minutes? >> twice. >> what? >> nothing. wiener's membership was over. as a comedian this must be good news for you because it will make it easy to come up with material every week especially in new york. >> i want to make sure that comic-con is done over here. the great thing about wiener if he runs again is it creates jobs. mostly at the new york post and headline ryaning penis pun division. they are always looking to add to their staff. >> nicely done. nicely done, my friend. i didn't even see that one coming at all. it is going to be a hard story to do because of the fact that there is so many jokes. here is the thing. if you are going to rehab

ambassador -- when ever you see somebody do something wrong, they build an orphanage or they do something like that. he hasn't done that. he went and had a kid. wouldn't it be better if he stayed home and raised the family? he also wants to be a public advocate because he thinks that might help. >> it is a sickness, and not what he did on twitter and youtube, but the only thing he can seem to think to do is run for office. that's the real problem. if he did community service, if he did almost anything else, then you can say, okay he has been rehabilitated. he is not willing to go through that stage of the recovery process. >> isn't this really about stroking his ego? >> i think everybody's ego needs validation, especially the men folk in politics. i think men like to validateot. about once every what, six seconds? >> i wouldn't know. i drink a lot. he can't stay home. his wife doesn't want him home. if there were any lingering

doubts she married this guy for one reason and one reason only, the fact he was a congressman, they are gone now that she wants him to do a tell all interview to get him back to what she wanted. that's what she wanted. she wanted a congressman. what did she get? a guy who stays home all day and is shaves his body hair. >> she is never home, remember? >> which is great for him and his chronic masterbating. >> define chronic. >> what exactly is chronic? >> you can smoke the chronic. >> last word to you. trump, we haven't talked about trump. greatest american ever or greatest human being ever. >> i am starting to thing -- think they are coming up with the opinion and turning it out. i don't think there is a human being or donald trump behind the comment. >> it is accurate. >> it is accurate, but also not true. >> it is him, but his brain thinks like that.

that's why he is rich. he knows the popular story and knows the sentiment. >> he tweets like an over stimulated blogger. he is a miracle of time management. how does he go to scotland and get angry about the propellers and then he is a perv. >> i really hope there are other reasons that he is rich other than getting a twitter account, finding a name and inserting words like d-bag right next to it. >> i don't know, i have to try it. >> i think it is awesome. we have to move on. from sexting boasts to terrible hosts. has egypt had its fillary of hillary? protesters threw tomatoes and shoes at the secretary of state during her visit to the delightful island. his name is mohamed, what a surprise. while the produce missed their intended target, their repeated chant of money gnaw caw were harder to avoid. she stayed on speech saying in alexandria we were prepared to work with you as you chart

your course and establish your democracy. we want to stand for principals of values and not for people or parties. good luck with that. in order to better understand this region let's go to a helpful visual. the stick is the president is hell bent on turning it into a hell hole while the fish is the egyptian military trying to stop him. visuals are great, ambassador. this is why i should be doing your job. >> i need to start over here. >> you are the expert on this stuff. are we being hopelessly naive? a two-part question. why are they angry? the protesters, what are their affiliations? for the muslim brotherhood? is it for democracy? and are we naive that anything good can come out of this? >> these are the fundamental lists, but i don't think it upset hillary. it was like being in college in the late 1960s again,

only she was the one throwing the tomatoes and the dirty shoes. she probably had a feeling of nostalgia going through this wondering what she was missing that she wasn't on their side. that's my theory anyway. >> and it is a break from bill, you have to admit. how must she feel to though this has been like, what, 15 years, 12 years, 15 years? and over in egypt a place as remote as egypt is like 60,000 miles away, and it is almost another planet. they know this stuff. >> they are on a scandal time delay. it is extraordinary. i have a vision of her in the tumbler and she has her sunglasses and pearls and blackberry and she is like whatever. hillary is not bothered. >> when that happened, the term whatever wasn't even cool yet. that's how long ago it was. >> exactly. it is disturbing. we get these ingrates, $1.3 billion a year, and can't they have some manners, seriously?

>> i saw shoes and tomatoes open for guns n rosss in 1999 and it is great to see they are back together. they are breaking out the monica lewinski jokes. do they have lorenna bob bit jokes next? >> they will bring up donna rice who now has her life on the proper road. >> she belongs to a religious group and does charitable work, seriously. >> donna, donna, that doesn't quite do it. >> last word i want to ask you. wasn't there a time when egypt was an you -- an awesome place? and when did it change? >> about 3,000 years ago. it has been going downhill gradually. >> what happened? when i was kid it was on you so many. they had those pyramids and they the the sphynx. they had asps. they had mummies. >> they had cleo pat trough

rather than hillary. >> i have a question. what is with the shoes? why do they -- why does everyone in the middle east throw shoes? from what i have seen in most of the country, they don't have a lot of shoes to spare. >> they are the nastiest thing they can think of, nasty and dirty. >> here is the thing. i am confused. you know what is nastier than shoes? asps. shoes just hurt. >> if you throw a shoe, do you need to take a spare, or do you bring a bag of shoes? >> it shows how dedicated they are. >> kind of off topic, why do red wing fans throw octopuses on to the ice? >> i don't know. from directing blame to the olympic games. are they being told no for being hetero? it is an australian married couple who were told they can't room together in the olympic village.

they argue it is unfair because there is a lot of gay couples who can live together. said the fellow from down under, quote, the stupid part of this i have argued is there are tons of couples who are rooming together. we are discriminated against bus bos we are hetrosexual. he shot a baby can guru in the face. >> what? >> i kid it was a koala. the pair was ordered to split up or get a hotel outside the olympic village. let's check in with roommates getting along famously. >> part of that is amazing. we are not allowed to show it. you claim to be australian, but there is no proof of

that. what do you make of this? >> my husband and i are doing the shot put. we are just going under a veil of secrecy. i am pretending i am a lesbian for a couple weeks. it will be great. >> that's fantastic. joe, could this story threaten to take down the entire olympic village? could this be the watergate? >> absolutely. they already had to close the olympic bathhouses. it is embarrassing. >> i had no idea. >> i don't know what he is complaining about. to think they could be having this vigorous gay sex it could affect their performance. why not have at it while you are focused. >> isn't the vigorous gay sex redundant? >> i don't know, bill. >> you don't read my blog. china is calling the united states hipocritical for complaining about athletes wearing chinese-made blazers. what would you say to china? >> our manufacturers are making the russian uniforms. i figure it all balances out.

i want to come back to the sex thing. i don't want to be left out of this. >> i actually had a question for you. i love you would rather talk about that. >> ambassador, i never knew you. >> remember what yogi bear raw used to say when he was a coach. it is not staying up all night chasing women that is the problem. that's okay. it is catching them that is the problem. i think that's the issue here for the olympics that they focused on the wrong thing. >> that's a good point. you know it is about equality. so if a heterosexual couple has to be separate, shouldn't the gay couples be separate? or can't you just live without each other for two weeks? what is the big deal? come on. >> can't we all just spoon? >> what were we talking about last week? what did espn magazine say? the entire olympic village is one gigantic athletic orgy. gays and straight, if you are married, take the ring off and don't bring the significant other. you are missing out. idiots. >> that is a terrible,

terrible suggestion. it is to america, the world's greatest athletes. i don't really care. i don't know where i was at that moment. i was thinking about food. coming up, stories so intrigue figure it was a turtle you would say that is an intriguing turtle and then hack it to pieces because you are an animal. we are pawns for the chicken board. don't listen.

has the cost of chicken made the plot thicken? this week in iran, an actual place, officials are urging broadcasters to sensor chickens on television in the interest of peace. the reason according to the head of law enforcement, they have one, films depicting the chicken dinners could provoke the unprivileged to attack the

wealthy. anyway, he says, quote, they show chicken being eaten in movies while somebody might not be able to buy it. films are the windows of society and some people observing the class gap might say we will take knives and take our rights from the rich. so let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooouuuunnnnnddd. lightning round. >> ambassador, do we know if this is what we get from the sanctions? >> i have to revise my opinions. i thought they had to do with the nuclear weapons program. if it is stoping the consumption of chickens it has been great. >> excellent. could this have had the opposite affect where they want chicken more? >> they will be insatiable for chickens. chickens become the new steak. it bums me out. if you want chicken you should be able to eat chicken. i'm sorry. >> how hard is it to get a

chicken? these guys are not pandas. they reproduce like crazy. >> that actually speaks to how incompetent iran is. they can't drill for their own oil, right? >> you have to wait and see when theyy radiate the chickens what comes out of the egg. >> dinasaurs. >> have you ever seen a guy eating something on tv you can't afford and then went out and stabbed a rich person? >> almost all of the time. first of all it is bad news for my chicken franchise i just opened. i never get a chance to get off the ground. it is good to see we have closed the chicken gap with iran. all of this worry about nukes and we were hitting them where they lived in the poultry department. >> we will hit them in the protein deficiency. they will be weak. >> and then we can invade. >> it is slow. >> it is very slow. >> countries that have controlled economies, people are not getting enough

chickens. instead of helping them get chickens we will just remove the image of the chicken. we will pretend chickens never existed. >> put more pick torrs of people eating -- pictures of people eating pork chops. >> i have that a lot. what about fans of the movie "chicken run"? what if they destroy this classic? >> they shouldn't show chicken run for a variety of reasons. first, there are chickens in it. secondly who was the lead voice in "chicken run"? mel gibson. an anti-sametic chicken, greg? they will love it so much they will die. what is more better -- i said it, what is more better than an iranian chicken than an iranian chicken talking about hating the jews? that's awesome in iran. >> they wouldn't eat that chicken.

>> are we going to war with them? >> no, not unless they go to war with us first which they seem to be trying to do. look, it is a very dangerous situation. we are at great risk, and so are the israelis and so are our friends. >> you know who the big winner the story is? >> who. >> pig mason. they are persona non-grata. a town in germany is accused of being sexist after designating the spots as men only. they say it is tough for women to get into those spots because you have to back in diagonally without hitting a pillar and a wall, if you know what i mean. 12 spots are saved for women and they have been given positive feedback from men who feel discrime it thatted again. is it pro men or both? >> it is very german. it is a world of order and things are in their place. and we will not bail out the

rest of the euro zone. >> you said this is the best idea ever because women are inferior. >> i don't recall those words. here are the two crapiest spots in the lot for you to enjoy, a pillar and a wall. knock yourselves out. >> that's true. >> you are a m would. why can't you park? >> i am giving you a lay up, baby. just take it. >> you don't know how to drive? >> i never cared to learn. >> is it because they don't have cars in australia? >> we ride kangaroos. >> i rented a wall law be there, but not for driving. >> they are a two seater. i don't know why i was talking like that. a big challenge for you as a sequential hemaphrodite, you can't park anywhere if you don't have a car. how does that make you feel? >> there is a question in there somewhere.

>>re wasn't really. apart from the fact that i am sequential, i will say it is physics. forget her giant breasts. i couldn't see the steering wheel. she is also wearing a huge corset. she is wearing the sleeves up to here and you can't drive with that crap going on. they all look like st. pauly girls. they were taken out a longtime ago. >> when i am like that, i can't drive. either way wearing a corset. >> we have to take a break. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at fox news.com. to leave a voicemail on my direct line it is simple. you will need a phone, 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. a miserable little retch. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by pea shooting. shooting peas through a tube by blowing through it.

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let's see if we got anything wrong so far. how is that paper, andy? >> it is doing well. >> got them all in order. >> you have to do that. i get it. >> it is tough. >> it really is.

>> make sure you get even sized paper though. >> it is even sized paper. >> that solves a lot of your paper problems. >> i use a level and a compass and a bunch of things. >> good are to you. good for you. >> anthony wiener. we had cocamimii, membership, staff, hard. this story needs to go away. i can't handle the same puns. >> it is a slow summer. wiener was here so we decided to take it all. >> i know. we went through this when we did the 743 stories last year where it was the same puns. >> i know, i know. but it is hard. >> i am not prepared for this, greg. >> don't go soft. >> lord, that was a groiner. ambassador, you said wiener seems to think the only jobs out there are holding public office. but he has been trying to find a job outside politics, but the source says, quote, nobody

wants to hire anthony. he can't find a job. she's trying. >> he has no talent. >> he will wait for the people of new york to elect him. >> it is his only hope. >> that's incredible. >> that's sad. he is not qualify to do anything but hold office and not know how to use twitter. >> i disagree. he thinks most jobs are beneath him. the jobs he is applying for are jobs he is not qualified for. he is not working at arby's and checking out starbucks. he is looking for a job in pr. it is catastrophic pr. i have been there. >> a personal trainer. >> that is probably beneath him. >> weren't you ceo of ibm once? >> yes, i was, matter of fact. that was quite a challenge. >> he could be a waxer. he is very smooth. >> he could. >> you said he should listen to his wife, but do you think doing a sit down interview

hillary habilitate him the way she thinks it will? >> i think he needs to own it, yes. it is a good strategy. >> who should he sit down with? >> oh, who should he sit down with? >> i asked you first. >> i don't know. everyone. it needs to be a lady. >> no, you know what he should do -- >> maury povich. >> larry king, and i will tell you why. >> anne curry. >> larry king doesn't do research. the whole thing he will think she talking to john tutoro. >> and then he will try to sell him breath mints. >> i say ellen. >> ellen would be good. what did dick shap. >> ri p. >> oh i didn't know that. >> well we are moving on now. way to kill that. >> i didn't know. >> bill, huma is a muslim name meaning bird or phoenix. >> i am taking bird. >> it wasn't a contest.

>> i choose bird. >> it can mean either one. hillary is booed in egypt. you refer to egypt as an island. it is not an island. it is bordered by the red sea and mediterranean, but it is bordered by israel, sudan and the gaza strip which is where the casinos are. >> who would want to swim in a red sea? >> you never know. also it is a trans continental country, greg. one of six contiguous trans continental countries in the world. ambassador, can you name the other five? you are on the clock. can we put up a clock? >> does australia count? >> no. >> indonesia? >> no. >> turkey. >> yes. >> russia. >> kentucky. >> no, but another state, georgia. russia, georgia, kazakstan and turkey. >> -- narnia?

>> yes, that does count. it is trans dimensional, but close. >> i must have a different definition of trans continental. i was going to say thailand. malaysia. >> you got the first part right. >> what about the desert planet of tatween. >> no. that is a planet. >> but -- >> ambassador, greg asked who the protesters were, and you say you don't know, but they are fundamental lists. clinton was protested by anti-easy law mists who is accused of backing the muslim brotherhood which is interesting. >> she and her husband were a year ahead of me at yale law school. they were protested by radical islamists so i'm sure that is who they were. guy you ask -- >> you asked what is up and shoes are considered unclean. you make a statement by throwing something unclean at someone. >> interesting.

>> mental note. >> how do you fling that, bill? >> i have a statement that says, we are appalled that a high ranking official would have shoes and other things thrown at her white -- while visiting in another country. >> touche. >> and my source is telling me the monica chants after they fell they could show films of "friends" and that's where that comes from. >> that makes total sense. >> it is not a lewinski thing. >> that explains the whole chandler insurance department that happened that morning. -- incident that happened that morning. >> monica was not likable, and that's why they were chanting their name. >> i think the ray rachel was treating ross, the egyptians didn't like that. then again ross was jewish.

>> so was rachel and so was money gnaw caw. monica. >> a tangled web. >> now they are on to franklin and bash. >> husband and wife olympians are discriminated against. did you say something about vigorous gay sex? >> meaning bird or phoenix. yes, i did. could you repeat the question? >> no. >> you just wanted to know if he said something? >> i had something there. i was going to point it out. but bill pointed it out that there is a lot of vigorous straight sex going on in the olympic village. >> and how would he know? >> greg you think this is discrime that you ad sh dash it is, but is there a reason it was done? if they get a room together does it mean another man and another woman who are not married have to get a room together? >> perhaps, but how do we

know -- we don't know if the men and the women teals are all equal in number. >> agreed. but the way they have it now they have mr. mark whatever living with another dude and her living with another woman. if you put them together, do those two people have to go together? >> i don't know. i think, you know, what solve this problem, just can sell the olympics. >> it wouldn't bother me at all. >> all of the headaches over the uniforms and the this and the that and going after mcdonalds. we can't have good things. i question whether olympics are a good thing. we can't have bad things. >> i don't care about the olympics until 2014 when curling starts up again. >> tell me about it. tell me about it. no, andy, tell me about it. >> joe, you said it is good to see we closed the chicken gap with iran. actually, we wideninged the chicken gap.

laura, is there anyway we can do what iran is doing, but with the kardashians? >> no, the kardashians are unstoppable. >> people in america can't afford a kardashian. so they shouldn't be allowed on tv because most americans can't afford them. >> it is true. maybe some americans want to eat them, hopefully not. >> that's foul. >> germantown designates two parking spaces only. greg, you can't park anywhere because you are a hemaphrodite, and you said, yes, how does that make you feel, you little freak? that was the question. >> how do you feel right now? do you feel like you accomplished something there? >> yes. >> google that. >> i was pointing out how stupid your jacket is. lastly before i go, the mayor

says the people who criticized this are human less people. humor less people. is this a joke? >> perhaps. >> that's what somebody says when you want to apologize. this wasn't a joke. i don't get the germans. >> i don't either. >> that's why i stay far away from them. >> they are an interesting tribe. >> they are. >> they make great obscure heart films. you can star in them if you want. >> i have. >> i know. i have them. go away, andy. your sight depresses me. john travolta loves men -- ding fences. and what is the latest news on the war on smoke ?g bill schulz hits the street figuratively, but i wish it was literally. >> you look like a film buff because you are buff. i can tell you work out.

will experts have a fit if brad pitt does president quit? they found that for every 500 smoking scenes a child saw in pg-13 movies his or her likelihood o the habit increased 49% which is 1% below 50. which lead authors to conclude the motion picture association of america should assign an r rating to even one marl burrow moment. i decided to send the black lungs on the staff out to the masses to see if america agrees. >> should one smoking scene equal an r rating? i am here in time square to see what the people think because i am all about the people. that's it. i'm done. that was just going to do the short intro. i'm done. what's up, babes?

quick question for you. smoking, should every scene in a movie that features it be rated r? your thoughts? >> i don't really think so. >> i think that is a little extreme. >> extreme as far as skateboarding or anything involving mountain dew or extreme as far as too much? >> i think people are knowledgeable when they are smoking cigarettes. they know what they are doing. >> let people make up their own minds. just don't let me smoke in the movie, period. >> i miss those days. it might be hard for you to believe looking at me, but i was born in 1922. not only could you smoke in movie theaters, but you could do opium. >> what about cartoons ? could you picture cruella deville without her cigarette? what about a scene of somebody jaywalking. check out that dude. if that is not a super he row, i don't know what is. you know what his power is? perfectly saw metra cal nipples. >> where do you come up with

these questions ? >> i have korean boys who do nothing but write them out for me. they are not here, but they work through the night. >> you look like a film buff. i can tell you work out. i am going to ask you a couple questions and if you get most right you may get yourself a prize. which character in "pulp fiction" rolled his own drum cigarettes. >> john travolta? >> correct. very good. his name was vincent vega. how upset was john travolta he couldn't participate? in the under rated april depp station of the novel "thank you for smoking" how many times do we see people -- i am trying to do an interview here! in" the war of the roses" which of these actors was so stressed out by said war that they would break a glass emergency cigarette case and restart their habit? michael douglas, kathleen turner or danny devito? >> danny devito, no doubt. >> i would have accented greatest gutfeld -- i would

have accepted greg gutfeld because they are the same person. >> name one person in the movie "200 cigarettes. >> i don't know. >> i will accept i don't know and that-vee sucked. cigarette girl. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. pull your shorts through your skirt. >> open the thing. we have camel lights and marboro reds. what will you take? >> zero. i appreciate the offer. >> do you want cigarette girl? >> camel. >> wouldn't kill you to smile and maybe lose the gum. show him the merchandise. would you like camel lights or marboro reds. organ my phone number? >> i think the phone number. >> best man on the street ever. what did we learn today 1234* the r rating for smoking is stupid. people like free cigarettes and speaking of cigarettes i

need a new cigarette girl. >> i think the real winner in that was your hair, bill. >> it was a humid day, and really the only thing lighting up was my hair. i had a lot of split ends. >> you have body i would kill for. >> this body or this body? >> all of it. >> real quick around the horn here, smoking in movies, big deal, no big deal? >> doesn't it bring us back to sex again? isn't that what the ratings are about? >> devito? >> smoking after sex? >> no in films, you creep. >> come on. remember they said every 300 scenes it is -- how do they crunch those numbers that they made kids watch 300 scenes of smoking? come on. >> i go to see movies that have gwen thet paltrow and i don't act like a stupid freak. >> look at your crafting. your crafting is out of control. >> you don't see 300 of them. >> i do, believe me i do.

>> not to be captain slippery slope, but what is next? chickens? think about it, we are turning to iran. >> final thoughts before we move on? >> i love you all. >> we will take a break. as promised, the return of mail time. did i promise that?

the address is red eye at fox news.com. you send me something to read and i will pretend to read it and insult you. kathleen writes in, concerning the olympic uniforms being made in china see says nobody dresses in a beret and red, what and blue suit. why not hire -- why hire ralph lauren? he doesn't need more money. this is a huge disappointment. is it a real huge disappointment? on a scale of 1-101 getting pruny fingertips and 10 punctures your esophagus on a text toy and you have to walk around with it hanging out of your neck every day?

you don't know anything about suffering. regarding the -- >> regarding the story on flipping on peace officers as freedom of speech, if you were arrested for giving the finger, glad to know i should sue. the delivery of severed body parts is illegal even it was inend ited as a romantic gesture. from the look of the picture that is an amazing engagement ring. and here is another about the finger from terry in arkansas. who is a retired police officer. he writes, i was a cop for 20 years, one night a group of kids were hanging out and flipped me off. the one who flipped me off went to jail. i was told my my lieutenant i couldn't do that. but my guys said if anybody flips them off they would do the same thing to instill respect. that's life. thanks for writing, officer. after all of those years i want to apologize. i was rude and i should have respected you. do you know what happened to me in prison that one night? do you really want to know

what i went through? do you really? it was the most glorious experience of my life. i guess i owe you big. here is a letter from frenchie who is a maker of pens. congratulations on one year with "the five." i would like to send all of you a hand made pen. i don't want to buy material, make the pen and they end up in a black hole. funny story. that's exactly what happened with the last pen. here is one from jill. greetings. i'm not sure why i titled this letter in that manner. probably i don't know if anybody will look at this. in the off chance it is attention grabbing, i love the show. thanks very much and keep up the awesome. jill, you are right. i was going to fly past this letter until i saw the flashy uh sten tashes use of the phrase greetings. and i immediately dropped everything to respond. my condolences to my neighbor's baby. finally gary e-mails us, you

should have lauren sivan and rick leventhal on at the same time. dude, i can try, but i only have a twin bed. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy, kind of a jerk if i do say so myself, and i do. and to see clips of recent shows it is fox gnaws.com/red eye -- fox news.com/red eye.

back to andy levy with the post game wrap up. >> what is saddam hussein's guy up to? >> he worked for the dnc and changed his name to stephanie cuter. >> good for him. >> laura, i hear you interviewed elmo? >> yes. the she sheikest monster in town is three and a half. >> where did you interview him? >> his wardrobe. >> where can people go -- i am trying to help you here. do you want to send people